White Rose Bollocks

White Rose Morris Men are nationally known as a team of professional philosophers. They have the answers to life's key questions, such as:

• What's the difference between a fry and a chip?
• At what point does a straw become a hose?
• Is an alcoholic drink made from treacle a light rum or a vegan mead?
• What's the difference between a herbal tea and a vegetable soup?
• Is it better to twist the cork or the bottle?
• Can man live by rabbit alone?
• Does mould only grow on the North side of cheese?
• Where does the beer come out?
...just don't mention lifts or budgies, you don't want to go there...